I have to be honest, I have mixed feelings about this but I'll get into that in a moment. Right now, I wanna tell you about this movie that's got my dick hard! (Figuratively speaking I mean. I don't whack off to this shit but I love it!)
And I forgot to mention before editing this that the movie is called "Unfriended"
One of my favorite sub-genres of movies is "exploitation" films. I love the "Blaxploitation" films of the 70's (like "Dolemyte" and "Petey Wheatstraw") and I also love anything by Troma - though I'm not sure if their movies would be considered "exploitation". (Lloyd Kaufman fucking RULES!!! I'll give him a kidney just to keep him alive!) Discovering this movie for the first time tonight has me stoked! It's like seeing the movie starlet of your dreams on your bed covered in Benjamins and Quaaludes while she's bouncing to 90's Eurodance music. (Anyone here still listen to Eurodance?... No?... Okay, I'll be here in the corner if ya need me.)
But this is where the mixed feelings come in. Before I watched this, I was already working on an idea very similar to this. It was titled "Meme Spirited" and it was inspired by my idea of how awesome it would be to see Amanda Todd or Tyler Clementi come back from the dead and mercilessly kill the people who ruined their lives. But someone beat me to it. (Guess it's back to huffing paint-thinner for me. Yee ha ha ha ha!) (Anyone here ever played the fainting game before?)
I'll probably make a game out of that. The "Meme Spirited" idea, not the fainting game.
Now, I just want to say that I am aware that it sounds like I'm making light of these bad situations by titling it "Meme Spirited" and intentionally making it an exploitation film. But that's not my intention. I just want to be noticed for my work and remembered for years to come by seizing the opportunity to make something exhilarating out of this. I also want to make this violent world more tolerable for future generations by making a movie that makes them think to themselves, "You know, death will be like a super fuckin' awesome horror movie! I don't have to be scared!"
Anyway, have fun on the internet! Don't troll around or you'll burn in Hell! Sleep good tonight!
This paint-thinner ain't workin'. Where's my gasoline? .... Hey, maybe I can make "drugsploitation" films! Or did someone already come up with that? It's hard to think when I'm holding my breath and seeing colors...
(No starving artists were harmed with inhalation of fumes of any kind during the making of this post.)