Evolution Madness: Bum - stages

DISCLAIMER: This is not meant to offend so much as shock and titillate with it's politically incorrect sense of humor. It is NOT meant to encourage racial tension of any kind either. Case in point: IT'S ONLY SATIRE 

I've come up with some strange battle monster ideas over the years, and by far the weirdest would be this character: An unemployed black guy from the 'hood. You basically "adopt" him like you would any other trading card battle monster and train him to be the baddest son of a bitch in the ghetto and the competition. 

Stages: 
1) UNEMPLOYED: Basically uses some makeshift weaponry and minimum fighting skills 
2) THUG: Fights harder and uses a pistol when necessary 
3) PIMP: All blinged out with a super-lethal shotgun 

"Evolution Madness" and Bum character (C) 2013 John Elliott Davis